Björk: The Gate

 

MY SPIRIT HAS BEEN CLEANSED. THE FILTH HAS BEEN WASHED AWAY. I AM UNSULLIED. MY WIG HAS BEEN SNATCHED. MY SCALP IS REFRESHED. GROWTH HAS BEGUN ANEW. I AM BLINDED BY THE LIGHT. DIVINE GODDESS BJORK, WHO DWELLS IN A DIMENSION TOO HOLY FOR MANKIND, HAS COME TO THIS LOWLY PLANET AND RENEWED MY WORTHLESS EXISTENCE WITH PURPOSE. I HAVE BEEN BLESSED. CRYYYYYINNNNG.  

 

 

 

 

* On a serious note, I am really looking forward to her new album. The acceptance and joy that comes after the heartbreak of Vulnicura. My body, spirit, mind, etc, is ready. ( T u T )

The Most Useless Review of “Vulnicura”

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Quick summary:

  • Bjork announced that she would be gracing us lesser mortals with a new album in March called “Vulnicura”.
  • Her fans proceeded to freak the fuck out, myself included.
  • Then like two days ago her album leaked.
  • Even though it’s not due until March, Bjork went on facebook and pretty much said: “wow it leaked. lol whatever. anyway i’m going to release it now instead of letting you guys wait two months to listen to it legally. enjoy~”
  • OMGGGGGG
  • That’s the gist of it.

 

My Useless, Crappy, Dumb Review (ft. Maurice Moss from The IT Crowd):

Warning: Hella gifs and fangirling.

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