100 Facts About Me



  1. My name is Kerrian, and it is pronounced ‘keh+ree+ ann’. I prefer Kerri or Kerry.
  2. My favorite colors are black, pink, teal/sea-green, and silver.
  3. I seldom make eye contact. Nothing personal.
  4. Five traits I am constantly labelled as: quiet, strange, sweet, shy, and artistic.
  5. I love snow, rain, and storms in general.
  6. I was born and raised in Brooklyn, New York.
  7. I love to learn but I hate school.
  8. If I could I would eat bibimbap every single day of my life.
  9. I love pointy-eared creatures and creatures with wings.
  10. Most of family members are Jamaican, including my brother and parents. I guess that makes me a first-generation American.
  11. I am very sarcastic with a dark sense of humor.
  12. I swear too much.
  13. I procrastinate way more than any person ever should.
  14. I cannot go anywhere without pen(cil)s and a book to write or draw in.
  15. I have two sisters, one brother, and several half-siblings.
  16. I’m married to my high school sweetheart.
  17. Like millions of other women, I am anemic.
  18. Also, like millions of other women, I hate insects to the marrow of my bones.
  19. To say I am a cat person would be a massive understatement.
  20. I study Buddhism a great deal.
  21. My IQ is 141. (Blah, blah, inaccurate testing system)
  22. My MBTI personality type is INTJ. (Yadda, yadda, don’t rely on personality tests)
  23. I take forever to get attached to people yet I’ll detach myself post-attachment in a matter of hours. That part of myself is pretty unsettling. I will admit that much.
  24. I am obsessed with anything and everything The Legend of Zelda related.
  25. I have a soft spot for musicals.
  26. I’ve been in the newspaper twice for art-related reasons.
  27. Socialization makes me anxious. Just give me time to warm up and unwind.
  28. I have great hand-eye coordination but horrendous foot-eye coordination.
  29. My dominant hand is my right hand, but I can draw and write with my left hand.
  30. I’ve been playing video games and drawing since age five.
  31. I am allergic to nickel and certain other metals.
  32. I’m obsessed with soundtracks and instrumentals in general.
  33. If it is too hot I will break out into heat rashes.
  34. I am learning Japanese, German, and Sign Language.
  35. I like Apollo’s belts. (Don’t ask -_-)
  36. I met Snoop Dogg  and Nate Dogg a while ago in Manhattan, NY. They were ordering food at McDonald’s.
  37. I love to cook and learn new recipes.
  38. I like to collect pictures of nature, clothes, and anything else that looks fascinating.
  39. Back when Pepper-Ann was a big deal my classmates called me Pepper-Ann for the entire school year. Not complaining. It was great.
  40. When I was a kid I thought everyone turned into aliens when I turned my back, so I carried around a compact mirror and tried to catch people mid-transformation. Naturally, I never discovered anything because I was a stupid kid with an active imagination and that type of thing doesn’t happen in real life. …I hope.
  41. I would rather adopt than have biological children. If I ever have children. Not likely.
  42. I constantly fantasize about underwater forests because, really, I can’t imagine a more beautiful sight in all the world. I love earthy things. I love aquatic things. I love forests, rivers, oceans, grassy fields, flowers, precious stones… I really love those things a lot.
  43. I dislike opening up about my feelings or opinions on the spot. I feel better writing about it when I’m ready.
  44. I hate driving.
  45. I’ve been a fan of WWE (once WWF) for a huge chunk of my life.
  46. I love, love, love lily of the valley flowers. Love, love, love, etc.
  47. Three things I cannot turn down: tea, strawberries, and sushi.
  48. Without warning or reason, I search for anagrams in the words around me.
  49. I enjoy helping others.
  50. I once went without meat for four months just for the hell of it. I did notice a lot of positive changes. I eat meat now but not half as much as I used to. Vegetables and fruits can change your life, man.
  51. I can’t sleep if there is an open door in my line of sight.
  52. Guilty pleasure: gross, gory, and downright vulgar entertainment.
  53. I am a major fan of James Bond. My favorite Bond is Timothy Dalton, hands down.
  54. When I want to memorize something I will write it down and then throw the paper away. It’s an odd mnemonic device, yes, but it works for me.
  55. My favorite flavor is pumpkin.
  56. My love for Sun Wukong is boundless. Do not discuss Journey to the West with me unless you have a lot of time on your hands.
  57.  I am a sympathetic crier.
  58. I’ll admit it… I’m a sore loser. LOL. I won’t throw a tantrum if I lose, but after losing something like ten times I just don’t want to play anymore and I’ll claim to be bored or tired. Whoops~
  59. I hate, hate, hate being catcalled and will alter my entire life to avoid areas notorious for catcallers.
  60. I am known for being extremely lucky and extremely unlucky.
  61. I prefer short hair over long hair.
  62. Certain textures and sounds make me nauseous. (The one that Mark constantly makes fun of me for are those holographic/3D book covers with the tiny ridges on them. I don’t know what they’re called but the sound and feel of it makes my skin crawl. I can’t stand it.)
  63. I don’t believe that anyone is qualified to make decisions on my behalf.
  64. I have a short-temper but it is entirely implosive, and I’ll just flare my nostrils or sigh when irritated.
  65. I love seashells and conchs.
  66. I love Mel Brooks movies.
  67. I don’t respond to rude comments, offensive questions, underhanded compliments, or anything else I consider blatant shit stirring. I’d rather be silent than participate in drama of any kind.
  68. I bite my lips, cross my arms, and put my hands on my hips a lot.
  69. I must sleep with my blanket or sheet tucked beneath my feet.
  70. My long-term memory is impeccable. My short-term memory is pathetic. In other words, I’ll remember something you said ten years ago, but I won’t remember something you told me to do ten minutes ago.
  71. I enjoy classifying everyone and everything into D&D alignments.
  72. I tend to get emotionally moved by operas.
  73. I’m a very light sleeper.
  74. Guys become more attractive to me the moment they put on glasses.
  75. The sound of thumping aggravates me. Yes, I dislike heavy bass.
  76. I am not comfortable with neediness/clinginess.
  77. My favorite type of relationship are the ones where we can just say things like “your face is dumb” and slap each other and it makes us closer. I don’t mind the whole being nice thing, but it takes a really close bond to bully each other and actually enjoy it. LOL
  78. I dislike small/banal talk. I understand that they are used as icebreakers most of the time, but I always prefer when someone just says something funny or honest.
  79. Yes, everyone is entitled to their own opinions and beliefs, but if you believe a group of people deserve to be mistreated for whatever reason then I don’t want to form a relationship of any type with you. The last thing I need is someone believing they have the right to abuse me, my loved ones, or even strangers because they disagree with our lifestyle choices or how we look. No thanks.
  80. I have come to view politics as a bunch of people bickering over who should drive a broken car. Of course I could drag that metaphor on by pointing out that mechanics are breaking the car to bleed money out of the passengers and so on, but… you get the point. Let’s just say I’m not interested.
  81. I am very fond of string instruments. I also love the oboe and ocarina.
  82. Cat dander makes my face scream but I refuse to go a day without cat kisses, headbutts, and cheek-rubbing.
  83. I do not have a single fashion style. I like baggy clothes. I like sexy clothes. I like cute clothes. I like clothes that look like borderline costumes. I like all types of clothing.
  84. Given the time, I can go through a box of cigarettes in one day. I am fairly ashamed of that and I do consider it a bad habit that I need to break immediately.
  85. I don’t drink much. I probably should.
  86. I connect to others through their passions. Nothing is cuter to me than someone who is excited about something they created. Please feel free to show me your songs, drawings, writings, or whatever so I can get excited with you.
  87. I can’t really think of a genre of music that I absolutely hate. Even country, which most people around me despise, has its gems if you search hard enough.
  88. I have this weird habit of getting stuck in a game, abandoning it for a year or longer, and then getting past that hump later on with no issue at all.
  89. I’m obsessed with coconut oil.
  90. I prefer to do things on my own. If I ask for help I can guarantee you that I am ashamed of it.
  91. Have at me if you will, but I don’t have a cellphone and as hard as I tried to keep one I am just not interested. Society did fine without cell phones a few short decades ago. I don’t believe my life is going to end if I don’t spend $700 a year on some phone I’m rarely going to answer, charge, check, and whatever else. I will accept being the Vincent Valentine of my social circle for the time being.  Scratch that temporarily. I do have a phone… for now.
  92. If it isn’t obvious enough by now I’m also very frugal. Don’t get me wrong. I’ll give money to those in need in a heartbeat, but when it comes to buying things for myself I’m always hesitant. I don’t like getting gifts either because, even though it’s free, I feel obligated to return the favor and I also feel shitty because someone spent their hard earned money on me. Yeah, I’m weird. As usual.
  93. The only holiday I care about is Halloween. I don’t even care about my birthday.
  94. I like to make a playlist for every imaginable circumstance or thing. My favorite playlists are ones that revolve around the elements.
  95. I hate pedicures and manicures. I wish I didn’t though. They look nice.
  96. I love long weapons. So far I have a bo staff and nodachi. It would be amazing if I could get every single polearm possible since I’m obsessed with polearms, but I’m not getting my hopes up.
  97. The quickest way to make me despise you is to say anything along the lines of, “But girls shouldn’t enjoy this” or “You’re black. Why are you doing this (insert race) thing?” or “Adults shouldn’t do this thing or that thing even though it’s harming literally no one”. Please leave and suck every dick on your way out if you’re that type of person.
  98. Nothing cheers me up like a long shower. I’ll sometimes take 3-4 showers a day if I need that alone time to think, relax, and feel clean. I also love bubble baths a lot too, but not as much as showers.
  99. I used to practice karate (Isshinryu). Even though I’m not taking classes anymore I still like to practice some of the things I learned. Who knows? Maybe I’ll return someday and be better than I was before.
  100. I want to go to three places before I die: Toronto, New Zealand, and London.
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