100 Facts About Me

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Updated: 12/28/17

  1. My name is Kerrian, and it is pronounced ‘keh+ree+ ann’. I prefer Kerri or Kerry.
  2. My favorite color is mint/sea-green.
  3. I seldom make eye contact.
  4. Five traits I am constantly labelled as: quiet, weird, sweet, shy, and artistic/”damn you can draw” (LOL).
  5. I love storms (rain storms, thunderstorms, snow storms, etc.).
  6. I was born and raised in Brooklyn, New York. It’s definitely not a perfect place but it was my home for thirteen years. I miss Brooklyn every day.
  7. I love to learn but I hate school. …Or just being told what to do in general.
  8. If I could I would eat bibimbap every single day of my life.
  9. I love dragons so much. How can I not relate to a creature that loves pretty stuff, eats everything, sleeps for centuries, and becomes ultra-pissed when someone wakes it up?
  10. I’m a first-generation American (both of my parents immigrated from Jamaica).
  11. Despite my stoic face, I am giggly on the inside and will find humor in most things.
  12. Don’t fucking touch me. ^_^
  13. Adults who bring their messiness outside drive me crazy. It’s extremely inconsiderate to leave others to pick up your crap because you’re apparently too good to clean up after yourself. I’m not even going to get into the unsanitary, piece of shit slobs who do things like toss dirty diapers on floors or leave their bodily fluids all over public toilet seats. Even my cat has the shame to cover up his wastes when he uses his litter box. Fucking undomesticated animals should go live in the wild or in a cage. /rant
  14. I cannot go anywhere without pen(cil)s and a book to write or draw in.
  15. I have two sisters, one brother, and two half-siblings (possibly more from what I’ve been told. I don’t know for sure).
  16. I’m married to my high school sweetheart. We’ve been together since March 2003 and married since September 2009.
  17. I am anemic.
  18. I will lose my shit if I see a roach. I mean… pests of any kind gross me out, really.
  19. To say I am a cat person would be a massive understatement.
  20. I study Buddhism a great deal.
  21. My IQ is 141. Or maybe it’s best to say it was 141? I’m sure it dropped since that test was back in 2008 (*insert nasally nerd* actually, blah, blah, blah inaccurate testing system).
  22. My MBTI personality type is INTJ (*insert nasally nerd* actually, yadda, yadda, personality tests are all inaccurate and astrology is completely wrong and no one is allowed to do anything for fun. Yes, we get it, holier-than-thou wet blankets. Everyone heard you bitch the first time. Thank you. ^_^ )
  23. Therapy is one of the best decisions I ever made. If I ever take over the world (LOL) I want to make therapy free and accessible to everyone because being a human is tough. Seriously.
  24. I am obsessed with anything and everything The Legend of Zelda related.
  25. I have a soft spot for musicals.
  26. I’ve been in the newspaper twice for art-related reasons.
  27. Socialization makes me anxious. Just give me time to warm up and unwind.
  28. I have great hand-eye coordination but horrendous foot-eye coordination.
  29. My dominant hand is my right hand, but I can draw and write a little with my left hand.
  30. I’ve been playing video games and drawing since age five. (Thanks, bro)
  31. I am allergic to nickel and certain other metals.
  32. I’m obsessed with video game soundtracks.
  33. If it is too hot I will break out into heat rashes.
  34. I am attempting to learn Japanese, German, and Sign Language.
  35. Ideal date locations: museums, aquariums, or bookstores.
  36. I met Snoop Dogg  and Nate Dogg with my family a long time ago in Manhattan, NY. Obviously, this was before Nate Dogg passed away. Anyway, it was like after midnight at a McDonalds and they were really cool about giving everyone autographs while they waited for their food.
  37. I love to cook and learn new recipes.
  38. I like to collect pictures of nature, clothes, and anything else that looks fascinating.
  39. Back when Pepper-Ann was a big deal my classmates called me Pepper-Ann for the entire school year and I had to hear the theme song nonstop. The good ol’ days. :’)
  40. When I was a kid I thought everyone turned into aliens when I turned my back, so I carried around a compact mirror and tried to catch people mid-transformation. I recently learned I wasn’t the only one! Over-imaginative kids turned constantly-daydreaming adults, unite!
  41. I would rather adopt than have biological children. If I ever have children. Not likely. I’m pregnant until June 2018, so I guess this is no longer true.
  42. I constantly fantasize about underwater forests because, really, I can’t imagine a more beautiful sight in all the world. I love earthy things. I love aquatic things. I love forests, rivers, oceans, grassy fields, flowers, precious stones… I really love those things a lot.
  43. I dislike opening up about my feelings or opinions on the spot. I feel better writing about it when I’m ready.
  44. I hate driving.
  45. I’ve been a fan of WWE (once WWF) for a huge chunk of my life. I have a tendency to abandon it for years then come back later when there’s something interesting going on.
  46. I love, love, love lily of the valley flowers.
  47. Three things I cannot turn down: tea, strawberries, and sushi.
  48. Without warning or reason, I search for anagrams in the words around me.
  49. I enjoy helping others.
  50. I once went without meat for four months just for the hell of it. I did notice a lot of positive changes, so vegetarians and vegans are on to something.
  51. I can’t sleep if there is an open door in my line of sight.
  52. Guilty pleasure: gross, gory, and downright vulgar entertainment. Also, really bad movies. Not even B-rated. Like… Z-rated trash movies that should never have been made because they’re fucking hilarious.
  53. I am a major fan of James Bond. My favorite Bond is Timothy Dalton.
  54. I love puzzles and mysteries and anything else that needs to be solved. Gimme, gimme. :I
  55. My favorite flavor is pumpkin.
  56. I love Journey to the West and all things Sun Wukong related.
  57.  I am a sympathetic crier.
  58. I’ll admit it… I’m a sore loser. I won’t throw a tantrum if I lose, but after losing something like ten times I’ll get annoyed enough to want to try something else. 😛
  59. While I have no qualms giving money to the less fortunate and charity organizations, I hate it when strangers approach me in public and ask me for anything. Don’t ask me to buy your products, don’t ask me to go to your church, don’t ask me listen to your mixtape, don’t ask if I have a boyfriend, don’t ask me stupid questions like “do I know you?”. Don’t yell at me to get my attention. Don’t touch me. Don’t follow me around. Just… don’t. I will give what I can when I can, and not when hounded for it while I’m picking up milk at Kroger.
  60. I am known for being extremely lucky or extremely unlucky.
  61. I prefer to have my hair short, and will snip my hair off like a scissor-happy child the moment I feel even one strand rubbing against shoulders or back.
  62. Certain textures and sounds make me nauseous. (The one that Mark constantly makes fun of me for are those holographic/3D book covers with the tiny ridges on them. I don’t know what they’re called but the sound and feel of it makes my skin crawl. I can’t stand it.)
  63. Never assume my preferences when it comes to food, clothes, games, and furniture/decor. I might smile at the decision you made for me, but on the inside I’ll be thinking “thanks, I hate it”. I’m tolerant when it comes to gifts and emergencies though.
  64. I have a short-temper but it is entirely implosive, and I’ll just flare my nostrils or sigh when irritated.
  65. I love seashells and conchs.
  66. I love Mel Brooks movies.
  67. I don’t respond to rude comments, offensive questions, underhanded compliments, or anything else I consider blatant shit stirring. So if you say something and I flat out ignore you, it’s either because I didn’t hear you or you said something problematic that I’m not going to entertain for a second.
  68. I bite my lips, cross my arms, and put my hands on my hips a lot.
  69. I must sleep with my blanket or sheet tucked beneath my feet.
  70. My long-term memory is impeccable. My short-term memory is pathetic. In other words, I’ll remember something you said ten years ago, but I won’t remember something you told me to do ten minutes ago.
  71. I enjoy classifying random acts into D&D alignments (“That’s some chaotic evil shit right there”).
  72. I tend to get emotionally moved by operas.
  73. I’m a very light sleeper.
  74. Guys become more attractive to me the moment they put on glasses.
  75. The sound of thumping aggravates me. Yes, I dislike heavy bass.
  76. I am not comfortable with neediness/clinginess.
  77. My favorite type of relationship are the ones where we can just say things like “your face is dumb” and slap each other and it makes us closer. I don’t mind the whole being nice thing, but it takes a really close bond to bully each other and actually enjoy it. LOL
  78. I dislike small/banal talk. I understand that they are used as icebreakers most of the time, but I always prefer when someone just says something funny or honest.
  79. Yes, everyone is entitled to their own opinions and beliefs, but if you believe a group of people deserve to be mistreated for whatever reason then I don’t want to form a relationship of any type with you. The last thing I need is someone believing they have the right to abuse me, my loved ones, or even strangers because they disagree with our lifestyle choices or how we look. No thanks.
  80. Unless we’re cool, any attempts to talk politics, religion, pro-choice/pro-life, or anything touchy with me will be denied.
  81. I am very fond of string instruments. I like the oboe and ocarina, too, though.
  82. Cat dander makes my face scream but I refuse to go a day without cat kisses, headbutts, and cheek-rubbing.
  83. I do not have a single fashion style. I like baggy clothes. I like sexy clothes. I like cute clothes. I like clothes that look like borderline costumes. I like all types of clothing.
  84. Given the time, I can go through a box of cigarettes in one day. I am fairly ashamed of that and I do consider it a bad habit that I need to break immediately. I stopped smoking as of 10/13/17.
  85. I don’t drink outside of a few sips on special occasions.
  86. I connect to others through their passions, so if you think we’re going to immediately get along because we’re the same gender or same race or same age… don’t waste your time.
  87. I can’t really think of a genre of music that I absolutely hate. Even country, which most people around me despise, has its gems if you search hard enough.
  88. I have this weird habit of getting stuck in a game, abandoning it for a year or longer, and then getting past that hump later on with no issue at all.
  89. I’m obsessed with coconut oil. Nourish my entire life, coconuts. ~_~
  90. I prefer to do things on my own. If I ask for help I can guarantee you that I am ashamed of it.
  91. Have at me if you will, but I don’t have a cellphone and as hard as I tried to keep one I am just not interested. Society did fine without cell phones a few short decades ago. I don’t believe my life is going to end if I don’t spend $700 a year on some phone I’m rarely going to answer, charge, check, and whatever else. I will accept being the Vincent Valentine of my social circle for the time being.  Scratch that. I do have a phone… for now. That doesn’t mean I like it. I rarely answer calls, and I’ll respond to messages when I have the energy/motivation. Sorry.
  92. Halloween is my favorite holiday.
  93. I like to make a playlists based on a theme like certain hobbies, the weather, the elements, works of fiction, fictional characters, and so on.
  94. I hate pedicures and manicures. I wish I didn’t though. They look nice. It’s probably due to the whole not liking to be touched thing.
  95. I love long weapons. So far I have a bo staff and nodachi. It would be amazing if I could get every single polearm possible since I’m obsessed with polearms, but I’m not getting my hopes up.
  96. The quickest way to make me despise you is to say anything along the lines of, “But girls shouldn’t enjoy this” or “You’re black. Why are you doing this (insert race) thing?” or “Adults shouldn’t do this thing or that thing” even though it’s harming literally no one. Please leave and suck every dick on your way out if you’re that type of person.
  97. Nothing cheers me up like a long shower. I’ll sometimes take 3-4 showers a day if I need that alone time to think, relax, and feel clean. I also love bubble baths a lot too, but not as much as showers.
  98. I used to practice karate (Isshinryu). Even though I’m not taking classes anymore I still like to practice some of the things I learned. Who knows? Maybe I’ll return someday and be better than I was before.
  99. I want to go to three places before I die: Toronto, New Zealand, and London.
  100. If I die and come back as a ghost, I’m going to find every phony person who pretends we had a closer bond than we actually did and haunt the shit out of them. ^_^
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